The Man in the White Suit: The Stig, Le Mans, the Fast Lane and Me by Ben Collins

The Man in the White Suit: The Stig, Le Mans, the Fast Lane and Me by Ben Collins let me put it to you like this. There are few books I read that could be longer and I would enjoy them. This could be 5 times longer and I would. Collins gives a lot of dirt on Top Gear. Clarkson is that much of a jerk, Hammond is that crazy and yes May is that boring. Interspersed throughout the show stories are vignettes about his military service, racing career and private life. This is simply a must have for any Top Gear fan.

Highly recommended!

What do you mean I still have a blog?

Ok, ok, ok I know it's been pretty dead around here. I'm not going to make any grandiose predictions about how it'll be in the future but I will try to do a little better. In the spirit of that and because I need more page views Emma Watson's legs.

What?

Apparently two 24 year olds and a 28 year old is considered kiddie porn.  We're through the looking glass here people....

Chuck

Looks like they're going to try to increase the ratings through T and A [Yvonne Strahovski's legs in particular not that I'm complaining] and campy humor [the entire store as a CIA hideout, the graphics].  The upcoming Stacy Keibler guest shot will be epic.

Stupid it burns.

She was Greek! Backlash over Angelina Jolie as Cleopatra.

Knock it off you perverts...

I've noticed something over the last few days.  My traffic has increased about fivefold I wasn't really sure why until realizing that almost all the hits go to the same page.  I had made a few sarcastic comments that was more search engine baiting than anything else.  Now I know why everyone and his dog was searching on that.

Historically accurate T&A

Considering all the grumbling about historical inaccuracy in films I found this a positive sign. It's also rather funny to. No silicone in period films.

Live by the sword, die by the sword

Nancy Grace Must Appear on Camera for Depo

Thought on late night TV

Kari Byron cleans up good.....

Danica Patrick nude in ESPN mag?

Oh just do it already!

Star Wars nerds are getting in line as we speak

Because in the upcoming movie Black Swan director Darren Aronofsky manage to get this on film:

Because in this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex.

Yeah. You read that right. And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We're talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex.

The tent villages are going up. Although I suppose the scene will end up getting leaked saving everyone the trouble. At least Carrie Fisher didn't do anything like that in her limited career after Star Wars.

Emma Watson in stockings

Yes I'm a bad person for doing this to attract page views. Well at least I didn't use "nude" in the subject line. Enough stalling here you go. and here.

And I thought I wasn't going to post today

Drug charge for Potter film actor. It is Jamie Waylett who plays Vincent Crabbe in case you're too lazy to click the link.

What he said

An Open Letter to the American Media

What to do when you're children's movie premiere is getting dull

If you're Emma Watson you can start musing on when you're going to get naked on film. We've already seen [pun intended] this with Daniel Radcliffe in Equus. I can remember the kerfuffle when that went down. I shudder to think of just what would happen if she does stripped-down at some point.

"Why are there a lot of people here wearing scarves and carrying broomsticks at this art-house premiere?"

Considering my love-hate relationship with Google all I need is to get a high ranking for Emma Watson nude. If you did search on that sorry I can't hook you up. You can explain to me what she's doing in this picture...

Clay Aiken is gay

And in other news.... water is wet, the pope is Catholic and bears do in fact go number two in the woods.

Rich and desperate

Paris Hilton really does not want to go to jail. Apparently if you're PR person Elliot Mintz tells you something you have to do what they say without you know like checking on it with your lawyer. Then to show your really angry at him fire him then when you can't find a replacement rehire him.

Quotation [occasional]

"I think she has wanted to disregard everything that was said and continued to drive no matter what." Superior Court judge Michael Sauer on sentencing Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail.

Dennis Miller still not funny

Saw Dennis Miller last night on the Tonight Show. He still isn't funny. Although working for Fox News you can understand why. I don't mind conservative comedians most probably are or at least libertarian but he's just not funny now. Part of the problem is that it seems to be he's repeating the same material. How many times have we heard something compared to how long it's been since the Comet Hyakutake was in the solar system?

Apparently President Bush is a great leader because we haven't been attacked since September 11. Ge Dennis what about September 11 itself? To borrow a line from Bill Maher, yeah if Al Gore had won in 2000 we'd all be reading the Koran right now.

Dennis Miller
Republican
humor

"New government", old trap

Apparently Quebec is only going to receive around 30% of the Boeing contract for the economic development from the C-17s. Interesting analysis by Chantal Hébert in the Toronto Star. It does look a little like the F-18 fiasco. This may be very interesting.

C-17
military
Stephen Harper
canadian politics
aircraft