A note to my alma mater

Considering how proud you are at trumpeting the millions that you have finagled out of the provincial and federal governments it is unseemly to send me a clawing letter demanding funds. Thank you so much for the introduction to the tax code. That's something I needed. Considering we both know that anything I donate will disappear into the black hole that is student athletics or the neuroscience department. I think I'll pass.